23
Apr

the-awesome-adventurer:

i wish some people would blue skidoo out of my god damn business

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Apr
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23
Apr

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

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Apr
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22
Apr

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

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22
Apr

realbadasseseatchocolatecookies reblogged your post and added:

Go poop on our fun

but you could have a wedding then just divorce right after techically. it’d be super awkward to explain to people but whatever

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22
Apr

ivyrosesflowergarden replied to your post “ivyrosesflowergarden replied to your post…”

idk……I kinda want to get married….

and when you do i expect to be part of the bridal party

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#ivyrosesflowergarden
22
Apr

ivyrosesflowergarden replied to your post “realbadasseseatchocolatecookies reblogged your post and added: Ditto …”

marriage licenses are required by law

oh that is such poop

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22
Apr

this-displeases-jimmy-novak reblogged your post and added:

…so you both want a Quincinera?

omg yeah practically except i’m a grown ass woman already and there will be NO shithead kids running around at my wedding quincinera

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22
Apr

realbadasseseatchocolatecookies reblogged your post and added:

Ditto

lol couldn’t you and michael just have a wedding without getting a marriage license?

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22
Apr

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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22
Apr

okay but like i want an entire wedding with a gorgeous dress and a custom cake and flowers and a cute little flower girl and a reception with an open bar and all that but like i don’t want to be married after that does anyone else have this inner struggle???

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#in fact #i dont even need a groom there
22
Apr
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Apr

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

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Apr
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#achievement hunter #AH